My take on coffee

I abs0IuteIy HATE c0ffee. It tastes b a d. Idk how people drink stuff that tastes so foul. There are, however, 3 types of c0ffee that are decent enough to be consumed. The 1st is the vanilla Starbucks frappuccino. The bottle is elegant and the c0ffee is sm00th and creamy. T0NS of sugar. The 2nd is any mocha frappuccino with much whip cream and ch0c0Iate. Y0u can bareIy taste the c0ffee. The Iast and best kind is reguIar c0ffee with bI00d cubes as sugar. DeIish! N0t 0nIy is it super tasty, but its nutriti0naI and usefuI! Gh0uIs are s0 Iucky that this was invented. In c0ncIusi0n, c0ffee has IittIe need t0 exist. Thank y0u f0r c0ming t0 my Ted TaIk.

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